If Celebrities Were The Animals They Look Like

October 1st, 2009 | 10:20 am
If Celebrities Were The Animals They Look Like

If you're in the mood for some retarded photoshops this morning, then you've come to the right place.  Some celebrities look a lot like animals, so we decided to see what it would look like if they actually were the animals they so closely resemble: Wilford Brimley as a Walrus Rosie O'Donnell...

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25 Drunk Animals

September 2nd, 2009 | 02:12 pm
25 Drunk Animals

Animals are really no different than us. They like to come home after a long day, turn on the game, crack open a cold beer, and eventually, go take a huge dump in the backyard.                          

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Animals That Think They're People - A Gallery

July 16th, 2009 | 05:59 pm
Animals That Think They're  People - A Gallery

When people dress as animals it's creepy and confusing,  like your cross dressing uncle, but when animals do people things it's awesome, like that distant, non-blood related, sexy, nympho cousin on your mother's side. Anyway, here's a gallery of animals doing people things.                                               

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Animals Pwning People - A Gallery

July 14th, 2009 | 06:04 pm
Animals Pwning People  - A Gallery

Animals are alot like auto mechanics: if you don't pay close attention to them, they'll f*ck you over big time. And while it may suck when it's you being targeted, it's pretty funny when it's not.                              

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Dastardly Villainous Animals: A Photo Collection

April 23rd, 2009 | 01:31 pm
Dastardly Villainous Animals: A Photo Collection

It's our intern Noah's birthday today, so we let him come up with an idea for a post. After giving him a celebratory Twinkie with a candle in it, he said, "Uhh, what if, like, animals were evil or something?"* Well, happy birthday, Noah. I Think This Is A Samurai Toad   This Manatee...

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Goodbye Innocence. Hello Dolls Made Out Of Animal Parts.

February 18th, 2009 | 03:22 pm
Goodbye Innocence. Hello Dolls Made Out Of Animal Parts.

 I don't always understand "art," but I do understand "terrifying dolls that will haunt my dreams until I die." And these dolls made out of real animal parts in artist Heide Hatry's new "Heads and Tales" exhibiton fall into the latter category. I guess this is supposed to be a...

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If Game Shows Were Made For Animals

October 23rd, 2008 | 08:00 pm
If Game Shows Were Made For Animals

Game shows have been a popular part of television for decades. But wouldn't game shows be a lot better if they were made with animals? I think we all know the answer is "yes," but here are a few examples in case you're still on the fence. The $25,000 Pyramid The...

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Our Very Own Animal Magazine

October 9th, 2008 | 07:10 pm
Our Very Own Animal Magazine

People love animals.  And we know that, and thus wish to tap into the lucrative demographic of animal lovers.  So in an effort to do just that, we're releasing our very own animal magazine.  Behold, Animal Fancy.  Co-written by Patrick Schumacker. Contributor Patrick Schumacker asked that we plug the website belonging...

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