You Still Won't Believe This News Is Real

October 22nd, 2009 | 04:00 pm
You Still Won't Believe This News Is Real

  1. 500 Clowns Participate in 'Laugh Binge' in MexicoOver 500 clowns gathered in Mexico yesterday for a laughing convention, where they just laughed non-stop for hours on end.  Meanwhile, in surrounding areas, reports of people waking up in a world...

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Even More News You Won't Believe Is Real

October 15th, 2009 | 04:14 pm
Even More News You Won't Believe Is Real

  1. 6-Year Old Reportedly Took Joyride in Family's Experimental AirshipA 6-year old child flew 7,000 feet above Colorado after climbing into his father's experimental balloon ship.  The ship has since landed, but so far the boy has not been found. The balloon was airborne for over 1 1/2 hours, while...

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More News You Won't Believe Is Real

October 9th, 2009 | 10:45 am
More News You Won't Believe Is Real

  1. Dead Clown Deer Somehow Fails to Be HilariousAnimal Control officers in Sioux City, Iowa were upset to find a dead deer dressed as a clown on a family's porch Wednesday morning.  The family says the deer mentioned something about not feeling well, but they thought it was part of...

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News You Won't Believe Is Real

October 2nd, 2009 | 09:55 am
News You Won't Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then providing you with a...

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Mascot Fail

August 23rd, 2009 | 11:52 am
Mascot Fail

Y'know how everyone thinks it's so hard to completely humiliate yourself and your entire country at the same time?  Well, it's really not that difficult.  Just do this:  German Mascot Piggyback Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

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Here's Something You Probably Shouldn't Do Today

July 5th, 2009 | 01:53 pm
Here's Something You Probably Shouldn't Do Today

 You probably shouldn't go on live television today, or else this might happen.  In fact, this might happen if you do anything, so you probably shouldn't do that either. 

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The Chicago White Cocks Are My Favorite Team

April 10th, 2009 | 06:46 am
The Chicago White Cocks Are My Favorite Team

 I can't wait for the Chicago White Cocks to take on the Boston Red Vaginas. That's going to be one helluva game. Other Crap To Look At:One Of The Tacos Is Doing A Parkinsons Charity Walk. Be Awesome And (Donate Here)Who's A Sexier College Girl: Courtney Or Jennifer (College Humor)5 Retarded...

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Watch Out Chicago, It's "Snowmageddon '09"

January 14th, 2009 | 05:21 am
Watch Out Chicago, It's

 Isn't it nice to see Chicago have a sense of humor about giant natural disaster that was bearing down on them? Imagine if New Orleans news stations trotted out a graphic of a giant ocean demolishing the Lower 9th Ward during "FloodBath '05"? I think that would've made Katrina a...

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Why Did This Story Make The News?

January 8th, 2009 | 07:03 am
Why Did This Story Make The News?

Woman Bites Dog - Watch more free videosI just have a few questions about this news segment. And here they are in order of importance:   1. Did this woman call CBS and say, "Hi, I bite my dog every morning. Do you think this is a story you would...

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