1. Sting Claims He Confronted A Ghost In A Haunted HouseIn a recent interview, Sting claims that he once encountered a ghost while living in a haunted house. From the looks of it, he also encountered several waffles at the...
1. Little Girl Sneezes 12,000 Times Per DayA 12-year old girl in Virginia can't stop sneezing. She sneezes about 12,000 times a day. The girl's mother commented on her daughter's condition, saying "I'm sure she's just miserable, but I'm so jealous, because I'm one of those women who has an...
1. 500 Clowns Participate in 'Laugh Binge' in MexicoOver 500 clowns gathered in Mexico yesterday for a laughing convention, where they just laughed non-stop for hours on end. Meanwhile, in surrounding areas, reports of people waking up in a world ripped from their own childhood nightmares skyrocketed. 2. Kung Fu Master...
1. 6-Year Old Reportedly Took Joyride in Family's Experimental AirshipA 6-year old child flew 7,000 feet above Colorado after climbing into his father's experimental balloon ship. The ship has since landed, but so far the boy has not been found. The balloon was airborne for over 1 1/2 hours, while...
1. Dead Clown Deer Somehow Fails to Be HilariousAnimal Control officers in Sioux City, Iowa were upset to find a dead deer dressed as a clown on a family's porch Wednesday morning. The family says the deer mentioned something about not feeling well, but they thought it was part of...
There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then providing you with a...
Y'know how everyone thinks it's so hard to completely humiliate yourself and your entire country at the same time? Well, it's really not that difficult. Just do this: German Mascot Piggyback Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
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I can't wait for the Chicago White Cocks to take on the Boston Red Vaginas. That's going to be one helluva game. Other Crap To Look At:One Of The Tacos Is Doing A Parkinsons Charity Walk. Be Awesome And (Donate Here)Who's A Sexier College Girl: Courtney Or Jennifer (College Humor)5 Retarded...
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