This kid's name is actually Adolf Hitler. No, really. And his parents are mad because their local Shop Rite wouldn't make li'l Adolf a cake with his name on it for his third birthday. According to lehighvalleylive.com: ...
The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he's 24 and she's 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome groom, dressed in his father's suit and probably wearing...