Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

March 1st, 2010 | 03:59 pm
Inner Monologue of a Drunk Guy at a Wedding

 (4:10pm) I f*ckin' hate weddings. Why do people feel the need to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a fancy party just so that everyone knows they're in love? Shouldn't we have gotten the point when you dated each...

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