Drunken Argument Friday: Worst Thing to Get In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

October 23rd, 2009 | 04:00 pm
Drunken Argument Friday: Worst Thing to Get In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's the crappiest thing you could get in your trick-or-treat bag on Halloween: Pennies, or Jesus Pamphlets? Here's what it sounds like...

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

October 21st, 2009 | 10:00 am
A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

 Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there's no scenario that's more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow.  That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to guide you through the process: 

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How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

July 22nd, 2009 | 09:49 am
How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they're on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we'd like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood-thirsty audience and appease the God-fearing masses at the same time: Step...

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God Makes People Crazy

July 9th, 2009 | 09:48 am
God Makes People Crazy

  via Everything is Terrible (one of the best sites on the internet) This video features a massive congregation of crazy Christians doing what they do best: going crazy.  I definitely stood behind the second guy that gets smacked in the head at Ross Dress for Less last weekend.  I wish that...

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Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

July 1st, 2009 | 10:09 am
Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

 There's really nothing I can say that would do this video justice, so I'm just going to make a quick list of elements that I would expect from an Absolutely Outrageous Christian Public Access Video Clip: 1.  A Creepy Puppet, Controlled by a Terrible Puppeteer2.  A Completely Un-Christian Song With a...

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"C Me Dance" Is A Movie Everyone Needs To See

March 31st, 2009 | 11:06 am

 I'm not totally sure what this is about, but it looks like God gave some girl cancer and then "chose her" to do something or other. And that pissed off the devil, who shows up to kick her ass, only to be sent back to hell through...uhh, dancing?  Clearly from my...

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"In Between Commercials We Can Tell 'Em About Jesus!"

February 25th, 2009 | 11:48 am

 This is from a video called "Spritual Gifts And The Super Bowl." I think that's all you really need to know about it. via videohomesystem

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The Best Moments From Kirk Cameron's "Fireproof"

February 17th, 2009 | 11:38 am
The Best Moments From Kirk Cameron's

 Everyone knows about Kirk Cameron's wacky love of Christ. Since starring in "Growing Pains" in the '80s as Mike Seaver, he has gone on to star as "Insane Jesus Guy" in a bunch of Youtube videos. Back in 2008, Kirk came out of the woodwork to star in an awesome...

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Crissy Moran

October 23rd, 2008 | 11:53 am
Crissy Moran

Age: 32 Where you've seen her: Crissy Moran is an "adult" actress who found the Lord and quit the business. Now she appears in movies like "Oversold," which, according to her wikipedia page is, "Oversold is a modern day adaptation of the Hosea story found in the...

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