State flags are outdated. Originally, state flags were supposed to embody the history and ideals of the state they represented, but I have no idea what a cow sitting under a tree has to do with Vermont, or how a...
There's state birds, state flowers, even state trees. So we figured, why not give some states their own official "State Person" Here's a few.
CALIFORNIA
The Southern California Shaded Douchebag
(vneckus shirti gigantorum sunglassus)
Diet: Pinkberry, Sushi, Organic Tofu
Living Conditions: The shaded douchebag is normally found traveling in packs, praying upon females...
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
