25 Animals Playing Sports

March 15th, 2010 | 02:29 pm
25 Animals Playing Sports

I have seen/would see all of these movies.                             

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25 Terrible Athletes

February 23rd, 2010 | 02:59 pm
25 Terrible Athletes

Son. I am disappoint.                             

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Winter Fails

February 20th, 2010 | 01:45 pm
Winter Fails

 People fail at everything, and winter activities are no exception.  Here's a playlist of people screwing up in the cold.  Colbert's Hockey Skills (TotalProSports)Behold The Avatar Children (Manofest)Asses and Ammo (Coed)Chicks Wish They Were Dudes (LemonDrop)Redheads Are HOT (TheChive)Why You Need A Mentor (MadeMan)Behold The Nascar Veterans (AllLeftTurns)The Greatest Cinema Photobombs...

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ESPN's Internal Memo Regarding 3-D TV

January 5th, 2010 | 04:00 pm
ESPN's Internal Memo Regarding 3-D TV

ESPN recently began demonstrating its 3-D TV technology, which allows viewers to watch televised sporting events in 3-D.  ESPN expects the technology to change the sports viewing experience, but we recently intercepted an inner-office memo which suggests that people are still a little confused about 3-D TV:  

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What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

December 7th, 2009 | 09:58 am
What Your Favorite Sport Really Says About You

You have a favorite sport, and you love the hell out of it. That's why you've got 5 fantasy teams going and your apartment walls are covered with fathead wall decals that make your place look like a shitty sports bar that only serves capri sun and hot pockets.  Be...

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Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

October 8th, 2009 | 09:54 am
Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

In an attempt to combat The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ESPN Magazine has created "The Body Issue", featuring naked athletes, which hits newstands tomorrow.  Unfortunately, it's a lot harder to find super-hot athletes than it is to track down super-hot swimsuit models (go figure).  We got our hands on some...

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10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

September 22nd, 2009 | 09:54 am
10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

Announcing a football game is hard work.  You have to watch the game and talk about what's going on, and you don't even get to pound beer and Doritos while you're doing it.  It's just too damn stressful up in the booth. That's why football announcers are always dropping F-bombs...

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5 People You Meet on a High School Football Team

June 1st, 2009 | 10:41 am
5 People You Meet on a High School Football Team

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O'Donnell Nothing prepares you for the outside world quite like high school football, because it teaches you that there’s always someone better than you at your job, and in the end you just wish you could just leave and go smoke pot under some...

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12 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

April 26th, 2009 | 10:56 am
12 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

It's nice to know that we're just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter.   12. Bartolo Colon     That must be one giant bidet....

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