So, I'm from San Diego and have an unhealthy love for the San Diego Chargers. For instance, two years ago when they lost to New England in the first round of the playoffs I collapsed to the floor like...
Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers wants the children of the world to keep their peepees and their poontangs in their pants. Because, according to him, chastity is a "lost art." Uhh, sure Phil. Getting kids to abstain from sex is like trying to make a monkey fuck a football. It's a...