Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

May 11th, 2009 | 02:40 pm
Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

 Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation's youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him....

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Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers wants the children of the world to keep their peepees and their poontangs in their pants. Because, according to him, chastity is a "lost art." Uhh, sure Phil. Getting kids to abstain from sex is like trying to make a monkey fuck a football. It's a...

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