A few weeks ago, we decided to show you what a few advertisements would say, if they were being honest. But we thought maybe it'd be more helpful if we showed you what some TV shows might be called if...
Watching Lost is like listening to my dad tell me a story; I know I'm going to have sit through forty-five minutes of meandering bullshit before anything actually happens in the story. Unfortunately with Lost, my mom can't chime in half way through and tell the writers "Where is...
I love when super models say stuff like "I'm really just a big nerd!" Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I'm sure the super model and he...
You always remember where you were when you lost your virginity, and most of the time you wish you could forget it.
8. THE BATHROOM OF A FRAT HOUSE
HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE: You were pretty excited for the Kappa Delta Gamma party, so you put on your...
[Photo from Jenkins LeWhisker. I'm pretty sure that's his real name.]
I used to watch Lost quite a bit, but I also used to go to strip clubs quite a bit. The reason I stopped doing both was because I don't like getting really excited and then finding out there's not...
Okay, ya got me! This isn't the real Cloverfield monster. But at this point, with this much buildup, there's no way I'm NOT going to be disappointed. I feel like I did right before I lost my virginity, except I don't have diarrhea from that bottle of...
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