Y'know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do? And you know how whenever you find...
You spend 40 hours every week at work. It's only natural that you're going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you're lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you've got to do everything you can to keep...
Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it's a blast while you're inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating. Luckily, we've devised a simple way for you to partake of a strip club without breaking the bank. (Disclaimer: Our $30...
If you live in Los Angeles, there's a good chance that this is what you're staring at throughout the day, while you're sitting at home doing "freelance work". Most of Southern California is on fire right now, and some people are wondering: what if that fire comes into the city?...
8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day. Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you're working when you're actually not doing jack-shit. Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and a combination of a few different techniques. Here...
A few months ago, we posted a handy equation to help you figure out how white trash your city is. We didn't want to overlook all the ghetto cities out there, though, so we came up with The Ghetto Formula, to help you determine how ghetto your city is: The ProcedureIt's...
Breaking up with your girlfriend can be a difficult and painful experience. There are a lot of factors to take into consideration. With that in mind, we decided to create this helpful flowchart so that you can determine the best way to break up with your girlfriend:
We've all been in this predicament before: Your landlord shows up demanding the rent money, and you don't have it. Of course, you can't tell the landlord that. You're going to have to lie to him profusely. It can be tricky, but luckily we're here to show you the right...
We are huge fans of 80's Action Movies....HUGE fans. Over the years, we've noticed that most 80's Action Movies follow a certain recipe, and contain specific elements that really seem to make them work. By following these simple steps, you too can create your own 80's Action Movie: Step 1: Explosions Any...
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