Y'know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do? And you know how whenever you find...
As you may have noticed, Craigslist recently abolished their "Erotic Services" section. Don't worry, though: the Sex-for-Money business will always persevere, even if it means that we have to revert back to the ancient way of doing things, the way that our fathers and our fathers' fathers did it, by...
Flowcharts are a great way to explain a process, but most of the time they're used to explain boring things that nobody cares about. So we decided that we would use a flowchart to explain something useful, like how to lie to your girlfriend.
To be honest, before I saw this video, I wasn't a huge fan of Las Vegas. It just seemed like an expensive tourist trap with whores. But after seeing this guy's infectious enthusiasm for his great city, I kind of...no, no, I still hate hate it. Other Crap To...
This video comes to us from a wonderful place called "Expert Village" where, apparently, everyone who lives in this adorable little municipality is an expert in something extremely useful. This woman, for example, has mastered the act of washing utensils. Not dishes, mind you, just utensils. And, to help make...
Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. We decided to show you how to do the latter. 1. Do Your Homework Odds are there are going to be more than a few women at the office Christmas...
Your hair is falling out. It sucks but it's not the end of the world, it's just really really close to the end of the world. Here's some tips on how to deal:1. Don't fight, accept. Your hair, much like Arrested Development, is not coming back no matter how great it...
This weekend, Twilight made over 70 million dollars at the box office. Teen films frequently clean up and because we care about you the reader, we're going to show you how to make your own 100 million dollar teen movie. Step 1: Put an effeminate looking attractive teen guy in...
Every once in a while, we like to let someone else write a column for us. In this case, it was a gentleman from the Sigma Chi fraternity at the University of Tennessee. He's got some advice for you. Here’s the scene: it’s fri-nizzle and all the other bros are boozing...
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