F*ck. I hate f*ckin' dancing. This is retarded. What the f*ck am I doing here? Why am I learning some stupid, lame-ass dance moves when I should be manipulating the government to do my bidding?! I'm the goddamn Hammer, for...
A few weeks ago, we decided to show you what a few advertisements would say, if they were being honest. But we thought maybe it'd be more helpful if we showed you what some TV shows might be called if they were being a little more truthful.
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