Eat your cold dead heart out, CNN, because you just got scooped by a couple of idiots. That's right: Holy Taco has recently discovered the diary of one of David Letterman's less-attractive interns:
You may be wondering what's going on inside the mind of a sperm, right after he's been shot out. Well, wonder no further, as we present to you his very heartfelt (and sadly, tragic) diary.
Cupid's been making love matches for hundred of years, so we figured that by now, he's probably not that into his job. Luckily, we found a couple pages from his diary to confirm this.
Brad and Angelina have been busy building homes, and adopting children. People often wonder how that has affected Brad's sex life. Fortunately for us, we found a page from his penis's diary. His penis seems, well, unhappy.
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