Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and that means a dull-filled day of sitting around with your annoying family members that you only see once a year eating tons and tons of food and listening to them bitch at one...
As a writer, I believe the pinnacle of writing is to have four women discuss what you've written on a day time talk show geared towards middle-aged housewives. I feel so close to Whoopi, like maybe I should re-rent Eddie. Hmmm, maybe not that close. ...
You may think you know the real story of Thanksgiving, but we're here to tell you: everything you know....is a lie. Behold, the real tale of how Thanksgiving came to be. One things for certain: Christopher Columbus was pretty badass.