Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

November 2nd, 2009 | 03:56 pm
Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

God dammit.  This clip on tie is not staying put at all.  It's alright, don't get caught up in the details.  Just try to enjoy the experience.  I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance.  That's pretty...

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