Hey dude! It's me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let's skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You've been coming up short big time lately, and something's got...
If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like if it would be more worse to have a boner all the time, or to never be able to have a boner at all. Here's what it sounds like when we do...
I'm imagining the head of this company sitting in his office, when his assistant comes in and they have the following conversation:ASSISTANT: Sir, may I have a word with you? CEO: Make it quick, I have thousands of soup related problems to solve.ASSISTANT: Well, I just, I don't understand why we...
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