Previously on Holy Taco, we've used flowcharts to determine if you'll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue. Now we've decided to tackle a tough issue that everyone...
Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there's no scenario that's more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to guide you through the process:
Of all the decisions that have ever been made in the history of the world, there are none more difficult than deciding what costume your going to wear for Halloween this year. That's why we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine what your Halloween costume should be:
Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they're fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off. I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners. Anyway, here's a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:
Being in an emergency situation is incredibly stressful and confusing. It's like having sex with a girl who's way too hot to be banging you, except without as much screaming and crying. Luckily, flowcharts were invented to help you collect your thoughts and properly assess stressful and confusing scenarios. That's...
Labor Day is coming up this weekend, and that means you'll probably be attending a barbecue. A Labor Day Barbecue is a lot like the last Indiana Jones movie: it's really sweaty and confusing, and throughout the entire thing, nobody really knows how to act. In fact, a poorly managed...
Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you're about to bang is too fat for you:
Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it's very confusing, there's a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can't get through it. There are a few key factors to take into consideration before getting divorced, though, and...
When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of your...
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