When I was a kid, my Dad took me to the movie theater to see North, the movie where Elijah Wood hates his parents for some reason, and so he travels around the world visiting horribly stereotypical people in search...
A couple weeks ago we posted a pic of Alanis Morissette displaying her hefty weight gain and surmised that it may have been because her ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds is marrying Scarlett Johansson. You can kind of tell in the pic above Reynolds was either making the "I wonder if...
Uh-oh. It looks like someone has put on a few "my-ex-boyfriend-Ryan-Reynolds-is-now-engaged-to-Scarlett-Johannson" pounds. But, honestly, I saw this coming a while ago. After seeing her in concert a few months back, I noticed the lyrics to her hit song "Ironic" seemed a little different than the original. I got a copy...
My mom always said to me "Before you decide to get married , make sure your heart is filled with the utmost love and respect for the person you're marrying. Unless that person has really big perky titties but still manages a thin figure. In which case, don't worry about...
If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet...well you're a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds:
The 'Lost in Translation' actress, who has been dating Ryan for almost a...
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