It's graduation time again, and that means that thousands of young, educated people are being commended for their accomplishments, and then released into the real world to survive on their own, which is exactly what happened to Ice-T in Surviving...
Yesterday we were at a party, and towards the end of the night we went outside to the patio of the bar. Suddenly, a woman came up to us and pointed at some dude sitting down next to her and said, “Have you met (can’t remember name because I was...
As you probably know, Ponzi schemer and all-around terrible person Bernie Madoff was sent to prison last week until his trial. But with all his free time, Bernie has started a twitter page. Here it is: (Note: To make it easier to read, we reversed the pages to read from...
Christmas parties are crazy, and the White House Christmas party is no exception. But don't take our word for it, just read George W's twitter account of what happened. We went ahead and rearranged it for you, so it reads top to bottom.