A Recent Graduate's Twitter Page

June 3rd, 2009 | 02:22 pm
A Recent Graduate's Twitter Page

It's graduation time again, and that means that thousands of young, educated people are being commended for their accomplishments, and then released into the real world to survive on their own, which is exactly what happened to Ice-T in Surviving...

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