Our Tom Brady Conspiracy Theory

September 7th, 2008 | 07:06 pm
Our Tom Brady Conspiracy Theory

Yesterday Tom Brady suffered a knee injury during a game against a high school team from Missouri. Now, reports have come out that Brady may be out for the entire season. We here at the Taco think this...

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