Age: 28
Where you've seen her: Aside from seeing her cleavage in Cannes, the rest of Petra Nemcova has been in Sports Illustrated, Victoria's Secret and...um, I think she was on Larry King once.
Pointless quote: “I love to dance. I can...
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don't have a host, but if we did, it'd be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE....TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart
I'm not sure if this is a...
Age: 28
Where you've seen her: Aside from most of your dreams, Petra Nemcova's been seen in The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria's Secret.
Tantalizing trivia: Her photographer and fiance Simon Atlee was killed in the 2004 Thailand Tsunami. OK, that was kind of a downer. But these photos may help...
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