BoarTaint.com Is A Real Website About A Real Problem

April 3rd, 2009 | 06:21 am
BoarTaint.com Is A Real Website About A Real Problem

 When I first saw a link to Boartaint.com, my first thought was, "Holy shit. Now that's a fetish. My mind raced with the possibilities of what some sick, twisted perverts were going to do with, or to, the piece of...

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 I came across ths recipe for something called Cured, Rolled Face from the geniuses over at bestbyfarr.wordpress.com and it immediately became the single greatest recipe I have ever seen. I'm not sure if this technically qualifies as bacon, but since it's a pig's face, I'd say it's close enough. Below are...

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Any Site Looks Better With Bacon

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 Thanks to Bacolicio.us you can now add bacon to any website you want to. According to them:Need a side of bacon on your web site. Just put it at the end of http://bacolicio.us/For example: http://bacolicio.us/http://www.holytaco.comAnd voila! What was once a baconless website is now a baconfull website. Just to show...

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If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I'd Like It To Be Because Of This

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Bacon Beats Fries!

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 In what can't be called a surprising result, Bacon was elected, what I can only assume, was president of the most awesome food in Denver on election day. And while Bacon handily won, I would've liked to have seen Bacon go up against a more formidable oppornent like nachos or...

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This Bacon Vs. Health Chart Makes A Lot Of Sense

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