In Russia, Drunk Gets You

October 11th, 2009 | 11:25 am
In Russia, Drunk Gets You

 There will never be a shortage of videos featuring drunk Russians fighting.  This one is pretty much the same as all the other ones, except that it's got some whimsical-sounding Russian music to make it feel more authentic, and there's...

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