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Carrie Prejean

justin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:21:00 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Looks like Carrie Prejean is making headlines once again even after all the "controversy" of her showing some tit a few months back - this time, not surprisingly, for having a sex tape. True or not, lets hope this says one thing: Carrie Prejean is a hot chick/beauty queen, NOT a role model, and it's time that we all stop confusing those two things.

Pointless Quote: "I think that I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Rebecca Loos

justin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:45:17 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Rebecca Loos is every man's dream woman; she's hot, she's sexy, and doesn't need or want you. She's done everything from working in investment banking to boning David Beckham. Best of all, she temporarily married another hot chick a few years go just to smite America's anti-gay marriage laws. That's right, dream woman.

Pointless Quote: "I am indeed bisexual and have been ever since I was a teenager."

Emma Frain

justin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:47:48 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Emma Frain is an accessibly hot model from the UK. Posing for magazines like Nuts, Zoo, and Playboy, she also has a degree in sports science -- so basically she's not entirely retarded, which makes her even hotter. That, and she likes to play Wii naked.

Pointless Quote: "I could come up with a whole set of new ones and write a sex manual: Latex Lady's Kama Sutra For Bendy Beginners."

Christy Hemme

justin — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:22:42 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Christy Hemme is a jack of all trades in hotness. Not only can she act in movies we've never seen and pose in scandalous pictures for Playboy, she can easily kick your ass because she's a wrestler. What's with female wrestlers being hot all a sudden? She's also a singer/songwriter. For some reason I see World's Hottest Ventriloquist on the horizon.

Pointless Quote: "There's nothing I can't do."

Melissa Berry

justin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:27:22 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Melissa Berry is said to be one of the hottest Lingerie Football League players in the country. A linebacker for the Tampa Breeze, she is also a skilled athlete and of course, a model. If only she was a pro wrestler.

Pointless Quote: "I hope I can be known for setting an example in the female athlete world."

Jessi Rockwell

justin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:47:27 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Jessi Rockwell is relatively unknown in the modeling world, but I don't understand why, because it seems like she's really gotten that one pose nailed. Not only does she model in pics like the one above, but she's the host of Fantasy Sports Girl, which is pretty awesome. And the best part, she has no relation to Jewel, even though she looks just like her (minus the snaggletooth).

Pointless Quote: "Getting paid to do what you love...is cool."

Dita Von Teese

justin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:09:22 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: If Celine Dion's genepool had attractiveness in it, Dita Von Teese would look kind of like Celine Dion's hot sister who also happens to be a fetish model. Known for reviving Burlesque in America, Dita has also figured out how to have sex Marilyn Manson (in case you didn't think she was freaky enough).

Pointless Quote: "I'm into Bondage. I think it's really fun."

Alina Pascau

justin — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:44:49 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Alina Puscau is an internationally known model from Romania. Once, long ago, there was a foreign exchange student I knew who looked similar to this. She was also from Romania, and was really hot. It might have been Alina, or she might have been much uglier, but I've changed her in my mind over the years to look like Alina, because she's the only other Romanian girl that I've ever seen.

Pointless Quote: "Traveling is my passion. I'm a very passionate person."

MILF Monday: Christina Milian

justin — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:36:35 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Christina Milian is one of the hottest up and coming stars of today, and she's already preggers. Getting her start in music and eventually movies such as Bring It On 5, it's only inevitable that her new project will be co-starring in My Baby's Daddy 2. Keep your fingers crossed.

MILF Status: Christina is now 5 months pregnant with her husband The-Dream. Yes, he's a musician.

Filippa Hamilton

justin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:28:31 +0000

Where You've Seen Her: Filippa Hamilton is one of the worlds best-known supermodels. She began posing for Ralph Lauren when she was only 15, and continued doing that for 8 years, until (as you can see) she got too fat and was fired. Yes, that's right, they said she was too fat, and then they fired her. Luckily, this chub-monster has her looks and being Swedish Nobility to fall back on.

Pointless Quote: "I don't think I'll sue. Probably not, I'm not sure."