I think this was originally the concept for Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" video. I didn't even know Keeley Hazell was a singer. But then I realized that the equation for a successful singing career looks like this:
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Keeley Hazell is the English version of...enormous boobs. Apparently this London photo shoot is for some new men's body spray. Which might explain why there are three googly-eyed statues standing behind her. Or it might not explain anything and leave you wondering why the hell there are three googly-eyed statues...
Age: 22
Where you've seen her: Keeley Hazell has been in Zoo magazine, but you've also seen her in FHM, the cover of Sony's Formula 06 video game and...um...no, that's about it.
Tantalizing trivia: Ooooh, wait, I know where else you've seen her. She was in this thing called a "sex tape" that...
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