If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken...
I don't trust this parrot. He seems like the kind of bird that would hide in a dumpster with a knife and lure you over with his baby impression, only to rob and kill you. Evil. Pure evil.
I've been saying this for a long time now: Babies. That's where it's at. If you want to have a good time, hang out with a group of babies. Not only do that attract the chicks, but they know how to party.
This is a video of an extremely badass 3 year-old kid operating heavy construction machinery to the most badass "kid operating construction equipment" music ever created. Keep an eye out for what looks like a vampire woman filming the kid on a cellphone camera at about 1:00.
Let me start off by saying, I don’t hate babies. Quite the opposite, I like them just fine. On a scale of things I like, babies fall somewhere in between attending a day baseball game and The first Men in Black movie. So don’t take offense when I say, if...
There's something pure and innocent about a baby's laughter. But, when put in slow-motion, the purity turns into creepiness and the innocence turns into awesomeness. Which, if my math is correct, makes this a creepily awesome video. via pandasmash
Yesterday I was bored so I decided I'd set up a fake e-mail account and start sending my dad e-mails with pictures I have of my mom when she was younger, before they met, and say "I used to bang your wife. Expect to hear from me. I'm...
I feel like at this point, celebrities are just trying to name their kids the weirdest names possible so people will actually give a shit about their baby. I'm waiting for one of them to name their kid "Misterbelvedere." People.com reports:
Wife Gwen Stefani, 38, gave birth...
In college I lived with three dudes and one girl. The girl had her own bathroom, and the four of us guys shared the other bathroom. One day her shower broke and she was like "You guys mind if I take a bath in your shower tub?" ...
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