If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken...
I love when people are like "Oh my God, you HAVE to see this picture of my baby," and then they show me the picture and it's just their baby, lying there. This is not okay. If a friend came up to you and was like "Oh my God, you...
I've been really drunk before. Once I was so drunk that I got into a fight with, and knocked out by, a statue of the guy who founded the college I went to. But even as drunk as I was then, I still didn't look as f*&king WASTED as Jamie...
I'm starting to think that the real Matthew McConaughey died about five years ago in like, Bali or somewhere in South America, while searching for something like that blood orchid thing that Taye Diggs was looking for in the sequel to Anaconda. And since he was a bankable star,...
OK, so maybe she just likes flautists:
Nicole Kidman has created a music compilation for when she gives birth.
The tracks she has chosen include many by her husband, country singer Keith Urban, and Irish flautist Sir James Galway.
A source said: "Nicole has been putting together CDs of music to listen to...
I remember in sex-ed in high school they had some social worker come to our class to talk about teenage pregnancy and he was like super intense and all he kept saying was "babies...having babies," and then he'd really solemnly shake his head. I don't think that guy ever...
Earlier today we made reference to Jessica Alba becoming a mother, but there's more to the story. Much more! Actually, there's not really, I mostly just wanted to let everyone know they named her something stupid. People.com reports:
Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl.
Honor Marie Warren...
When I was in sixth grade, there was a rumor floating around that once when my Dad dropped me off at school, he parked and walked into the kindergarten bathrooms and used one of their tiny tiny toilets to take a shit, and subsequently plugged it up, then walked into...
Baby Drinks Beer At Baseball Game - Watch more free videos
Let's face it, baseball can be a slow-moving and tedious game to watch. If you're, say, 18-months-old, it may be difficult to follow the mental chess-game that's taking place on the field. Do you really expect a toddler comprehend the...
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