If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like what's worse, getting herpes or accidentally fathering a child? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken...
Even though Alex Rodriguez can't come through in the clutch, apparently his sperm can. People.com reports:
Rodriguez, 32, was with his wife Cynthia, 34, as she gave birth to the couple's second daughter, born Monday night in Miami, his team announced.
The baby, whose name has not been revealed, weighed 7 lbs.,...
We all know babies are pretty stupid. They crap their pants, they drool all over themselves and they only speak in forced grunts or high-pitched squeals. But I must admit, I'm pretty jealous that babies can go to a museum and get away with cramming fake breasts into their mouths....
Wait, wait wait. Do I put my infant in the dumpster or do I give it to the nurse and the fireman? I just wish there was a sign that would give me an answer.
Maybe it's time to pass a few "You Must Be This Smart To Be A Parent" laws. According to upi.com:
Police in Commerce City, Colo., said a man who created a disturbance at his ex-girlfriend's job was upset about her choice of street gang for their child.
Officers said Joseph Manzanares, 19,...
Remember those days when you're baby didn't know who its daddy was? Well, if you went on the Maury Povich show, gave a little DNA, and waited for Maury to tell you the results on the air, you definitely know which guy's sperm fertilized your egg (and honestly, it's really...
If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost.com reports:
The celebrity baby...
So today is the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death, and people.com reports Larry Birkhead, her former lover, and father of her baby, left Anna Nicole a note on his website.
Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OUR BABY GIRL. PLEASE WATCH OVER...
I used to think babies were disgusting little slimy things that were either shitting or snotting or puking. But after seeing the affect they have on Christina Aguilera's mid-section, I've really come around to the idea of having a little one. In fact, I'm going to go out and see...
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