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During last night's All-Star Game, Joe Buck was interviewing Yogi Berra in the booth and Yogi started complaining about all the photo ops he had to do. Buck asked him...
In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they'd rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, even with the possibility of jail time due to the beastiality laws...
Whoa. Sarah Jessica Parker has, quite possibly, the most disgusting hands I have ever seen in my life. Does she keep them in an oven when she's not using them? Does she boil them once a day? How does a 43-year-old woman get the hands of a 4,300 year-old woman?...
Do I think Matthew Broderick is gay? No. But we've all heard the rumors that his marriage to Sarah Jessica Parker is a sham because he likes to pitch (and catch) for the other team and she...well, she looks like her. So, if you and I have heard these rumors,...
This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea. It'd be like be going to The Home Depot for...
If you find it really annoying when a celebrity publicly endorses a candidate then you're going to find this INCREDIBLY annoying. People.com reports:
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama may be hard at work on the campaign trail, but the senator from Illinois can count on James Wilkie Broderick, Sarah Jessica...
Politicians never remember taking pictures with people who turn out to be criminals. In fact, nobody in Washington ever remembers anything. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw one of them pull down their pants in the middle of a debate and take a shit, and then the...
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