In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera. Either way, you all disgust me.
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May 3rd,...
Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap. This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%. I think it was the whole, "has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her doing other dudes" thing that caused her loss.
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This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn't have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they'd like to be in the Jenna's Bush instead of a...
Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova.
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AF to the M - Kournikova did...
That's right, over 6000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers would rather do the blond chick from lost who had a baby, than the dark haired one who cock teases Matthew Fox every episode. I must say, I was surprised. Maybe I need to get...
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