In Japan, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Even Crazier

May 24th, 2009 | 10:48 am
In Japan, Arnold Schwarzenegger is Even Crazier

This commercial is part of a series of Japanese ads that's been around for a while now, and it's pretty incredible.  From what I can gather, Arnie is on a date with this girl, and then they're approached by two...

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