Lego people are pretty awesome. They're basically the only toy people that a)allow you to just remove their hair and b) always have their hands cupped in the jerking off position. The latter provided me with literally hundreds of...
Time released it's list of the world's 100 most influential people, and the highest ranking couple on the list, coming in at #21, was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Here's what George Clooney says about them:
"they have tended to the poor and sick in Africa" and how they shelled out...
If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost.com reports:
The celebrity baby...
I've been around enough kids to know that the only way to get them to shut up is to buy them shit. So I applaud Angelina Jolie for this:
After treating her son Maddox to a screening of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood's ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.
Six-year-old...
In a huge upset, at least according to the predictions of me and the janitor who works here, 61% of you would rather do Brad Pitt's ex, even though Brad Pitt's current looks like the kind of girl you have to worry may rock your world so hard that your...
This is why Brad Pitt is Brad Pitt and I'm me. He bangs two incredibly hot chicks and instead of hating him, they hate each other and still want to bang him. people.com reports:
Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie are among the A-list hosts of this year's Night Before...
The rumor that has all of Hollywood talking, has been confirmed: Michael Bay is a douchebag. Also the other rumor that Angelina Jolie is pregnant, that's been confirmed too.
Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.
So...
Last night the Screen Actors Guild Awards were held. I had the choice of watching the ceremony or holding my breath until I passed out. When I awoke on the floor this morning, I read this:
Angelina Jolie was the center of attention at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday...
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