Alright, New Owner: I'm unwrapped, I'm plugged in, and I'm powered up. Let me just load up a few things real quick, and then we'll be good to go...alright, we're good to go! Why do you look so surprised, New...
Here at Holy Taco, we take pride in our ability to steal things from major corporations and post them here for your amusement. Here's a recently-discovered Apple Internal Memo to Steve Jobs, in which a developer raises some questions regarding Jobs' feedback on upcoming Apple products:
I never had any sisters, so I never experienced the whole "hey let's dress our little brother up in girls clothes and put make up on him." Instead I had two older brothers and experienced the "Hey, let's tie our little brother up to the orange tree in the...
I don't get the stupid computer arguments dorks like this guy get into. If you want to use a Mac, go for it. If you want to use a PC, I don't care. To me, a computer is a machine that gives me porn and...well, that's about it. But Mac...