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December 17th, 2009 | 04:00 pm
More News That's Actually True!

  1. Ninja Monkeys Attack TrainerA man who trained monkeys to perform karate for street performances was attacked by his own ninja monkeys when they turned against him during a performance.  When questioned later about the incident, the man stated "ever...

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August 21st, 2009 | 11:19 am
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  My dad sent me this video, but not because he thought it was a weird, funny video.  It was because he actually wants to buy one of these.  He's a magician, and he wants it for his magician act.  I think it might have been one of those, "wouldn't this...

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Drunk Animals Are A Lot Like Us

June 12th, 2009 | 10:00 am
Drunk Animals Are A Lot Like Us

drunk animals - Watch more Funny Videos So, the backstory on this, (unless you speak French, in which case, just listen to the narrator) is that there are these trees in Africa that once a year produce fruit that ferments, then all the animals come, eat the fruit, and get wasted. ...

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Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

April 23rd, 2009 | 07:20 am
Ribbons The Clown Is Very Good At Rapping

Ribbons Rap Music Video - Watch more Funny Videos Normally, you'd think a ventriloquist clown who raps about Jesus with her monkey dummy would totally suck. Well, luckily for you, this video qualifies as "normally." Other Crap To Look At:Brittyn Is The Sexiest Bears Fan You'll See Today (CollegeHumor)Shepherd Smith Freaks Out...

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It Doesn't Get Any Better Than Watching A Monkey Walk Like A Human

February 24th, 2009 | 07:24 am
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than Watching A Monkey Walk Like A Human

  If you've spent any time on this site, you probably know that we are big fans of monkeys. There's something about the pure innocence in their eyes combined with the deadly accuracy of their feces-flinging that makes them so adorable. And now there's one that can walk around (albeit...

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The NY Post Unveils A New Children's Cartoon

February 19th, 2009 | 10:15 am
The NY Post Unveils A New Children's Cartoon

After the controversy from the New York Post's recent comic that came under fire for allegedly referring to Barack Obama as a monkey, the Post has unveiled a new comic, this time for children. Using the "Where's Waldo" theme, kids get to try and find a copy of the New...

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Screaming Things At Monkeys Makes Screaming Monkeys

January 21st, 2009 | 10:05 am
Screaming Things At Monkeys Makes Screaming Monkeys

This is why you don't screw with monkeys - Watch more Free Videos If you think about it, this is probably incredibly similar to how this dude hits on women at a bar.  "Hey, you want a drink?!  Look at me, I have drinks!  I have drinks!"  The end result is...

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Guest Column: 3 Worst Things About Roommates

December 16th, 2008 | 04:33 pm
Guest Column: 3 Worst Things About Roommates

 Editors Note: Here at Holy Taco we like to hear from writers with different perspective than our own.  We think Mr. Snippers brings up some very relatable roommate problems. Sometimes there's no amount of poo-throwing that will stop your roommates from annoying you.  Here's a few things that really get me...

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It's Creepy When A Monkey Laughs Like A Human

December 12th, 2008 | 08:59 am
It's Creepy When A Monkey Laughs Like A Human

 Monkeys are awesome. And what makes them awesome is how similar they are to us. When we dress them up in suits or have them serve us drinks, it's almost like watching an adorable little child trying to act like an adult. But this monkey is kind of freaking me...

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