Okay, I've got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I'm going to. I think that's all I need. Maybe I should just browse the two aisles...
When you're a bartender, every night feels like the initial, frantic phases of an awkward orgy: It's really loud and messy, and you've got a lot to do, but you have to deal with disgusting, sweaty, drunk a-holes all night. A good bar patron can be a breath of fresh...
I've been saying this for a long time now: Babies. That's where it's at. If you want to have a good time, hang out with a group of babies. Not only do that attract the chicks, but they know how to party.
The only thing we like better than hot chicks are hot chicks who are pounding cheap beer, straight from the can. Here's a whole gallery of those types of chicks.
Vote for the hottest TV girlfriend (bullzeye) Kim Kardashian in a leotard? Yes. (drunkenstepfather) Hey, it's the annoying shamwow guy, rapping (ejb) 29 best cities to live in (askmen) Kerri Lust looks exactly how you think she'd look (gorillamask) And then... there's train surfing (evilchili) Sasha Baron Cohen made Paula Abdul look stupid. Stupider. (filmdrunk) Crazy ass...
When it comes to drinking, St. Patrick's Day is the ultimate amateur night. Follow these five, easy steps and you'll be able to celebrate the world's greatest holiday the way it should be celebrated. 5. Don't Cover Yourself In Promotional St. Patrick's Day Shit This...
We like beer. And so do the guys at RateBeer.com, so we decided to join forces and give you the 10 beers you need to pour into your face before you die. Some of these are hard to find, some of them will taste like no beer you've ever had...
Japan is awesome for so many reasons. They have the Japanese Louis Armstrong, someone there made an artificial hymen, their robots can do one-armed pushups and they let monkeys serve beer. But it looks like the monkey's jobs may be in jeopardy because now the Japanese have taken the perfect...
Normally, the story of a woman wrapping her mouth around a big, thick cylinder and swallowing a large amount of liquid would have some sort of erotic overtones. As you can see, this one does not (thanks a lot, Japan.) Other crap to look at:Natalie McGhie looks very attractive (gorillamask)Jessica Maximus...
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