Inner Monologue of a Guy at an Asian Liquor Store at 11pm

October 19th, 2009 | 03:55 pm
Inner Monologue of a Guy at an Asian Liquor Store at 11pm

Okay, I've got a 6-pack of PBR, and a bottle of cheap wine in case there are any chicks at this party that I'm going to.  I think that's all I need.  Maybe I should just browse the two aisles...

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