The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

September 23rd, 2009 | 10:00 am
The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you're still going to pay way too much for whatever you get.  Just as with a prostitute, it's important to investigate the anatomy...

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