Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you're still going to pay way too much for whatever you get. Just as with a prostitute, it's important to investigate the anatomy...
Japan is awesome for so many reasons. They have the Japanese Louis Armstrong, someone there made an artificial hymen, their robots can do one-armed pushups and they let monkeys serve beer. But it looks like the monkey's jobs may be in jeopardy because now the Japanese have taken the perfect...
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I know we're at war and we're one month away from an election, but I just have one unpatriotic question: Why does the USA suck so much? Sure, we have free speech and a shitload of Burger Kings, but where are our...
There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, "Am I a prostitute?" Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can't my local Applebee's take...
If there's one thing that makes me really, really hungry, it's a nice big toilet. Modern Toilet Restaurant, based in Taipei, offers toilets instead of seats to patrons. And if that's not enough, instead of plates, they give you your food in toilet-shaped bowls. Oh, and instead of giving you...
There are quite a few things about this clip that I love. I really like that there's somebody waiting at the drive through right as the channel 9 news crew walks past their car and starts pointing at the bathroom. Here's a good rule: if you're EVER...
Most of the time I like to celebrate the little cultural differences that span the globe. I like that we aren't all one homogenous race of people all sharing the same likes and dislikes. This is not one of those times. Apparently people in a small Taiwanese village devour rats like...
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