7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

November 17th, 2009 | 10:03 am
7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

Football sidelines are full of interesting moments.  Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home.  Luckily, we've managed to get our hands on some of the...

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Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it's a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty '80s rap videos!  You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrible rap songs about football.  Then...

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January 30th, 2008 | 04:17 pm
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