Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away. The female monkey didn't...
If you really really really like complete and total watered down bullshit stories, then you're going to love Sarah Larson's recounting of how her and George Clooney met. Now, I've put what she said through my patented Bullshit Translator 5000 ®, so after each of her quotes, I'll use the...
Couple more stories like these and Sudan's NEVER going to get to host the Olympics. Usmagazine.com reports:
During a recent trip to southern Sudan, [George Clooney] said he was going through checkpoints when muggers attacked him.
"There were all these young kids with AK47s," Clooney, 46, tells British men's magazine Zoo...
Sarah Larson, George Clooney's new girlfriend, used to like to get down when she was a waitress in Vegas. According to Star Magazine:
"She's even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs,...
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don't have a host, but if we did, it'd be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE....TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart
I'm not sure if this is a...
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Actors and musicians often times use their celebrity to make the world a better place. Bono is trying to stop world hunger. Angelina Jolie is working to eradicate poverty in third world countries, and now, Amy Winehouse is trying to...
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