Where You've Seen Her: Heidi Montag is the goddess of The Hills. Don't believe me? She got another boob job, according to numerous news sources. She also dumped her boyfriend for his best friend Spencer Pratt which only stirred up...
Comic books are really hot right now, and being a stupid douche is also really hot right now. So I figured, if there was a way to combine the two, I might have something. This is hopefully the first of many more comic book entries we do, but...
To me, Heidi Montag is very similar to my apartment: When it's cleaned up, if someone just briefly glances at it they think it looks pretty good. But as soon as you take a closer look, you're horrified to see how unsanitary and disgusting it actually is. (I could have...
So, one of our readers was at dinner last night with a couple of friends and spotted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, sitting a few tables away. Apparently our reader was taking a picture of his friends who had joined him for dinner, and well, Pratt thought he was...
This is a "candid" photo of Heidi and Spencer at the Dodger game last night. Imagine you paid 150 dollars for seats behind home plate, only to find that not only do you have to watch Andruw Jones patrol center field, which looks eerily similar to an incredibly fat sea...
So, in this video, Tyra Banks asks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about their claims that Lauren Conrad has a sex tape. I went ahead and added in what Spencer was probably thinking during the interview.
I think when you're really super stupid, and you meet other really super stupid...
I don't even think I can continue to call Spencer Pratt a douchebag. It's like he's doing things in the field of douchebaggery that have never been done before. It's like when Einstein discovered the theory of relativity or when Knute Rockne introduced the forward pass: People just stood still...
Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show. I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were both named Tony. I shit...
If he's willing to call Heidi Montag "talented" in order to get elected, here's a few other quotes you're going to be hearing from him in the future:
"The Olive Garden is delicious. It feels just like I'm eating at someone's home in Sicily."
"Driving a late 90s model Ford Ranger...
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