If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

July 8th, 2008 | 03:29 pm
If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

Comic books are really hot right now, and being a stupid douche is also really hot right now. So I figured, if there was a way to combine the two, I might have something. This is hopefully the...

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