Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

March 6th, 2009 | 08:10 am
Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

 Having trouble not putting things in your vagina? Well, worry no more because there is currently an ebay auction of a book called A Treatise On Foreign Bodies In Surgical Practice which is perfect for anyone who's always getting things...

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