Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack: it's completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it. Most girls have no idea how...
Marge Simpson is going to be featured on the November issue of Playboy Magazine. It may seem like an obvious choice, but there were a few other cartoon babes that gave her a run for her money. Here are some of the rejected Playboy cartoon cover girls:
Football season is here and that means hot chicks in bikinis have been replaced with hot NFL cheerleaders. If your team wasn't represented in this collection, it can only mean that your team has homely cheerleaders.
Everyone knows that all girls are not sluts. In fact, sometimes the best girls are not explicitely slutty in any way. But even if you happen to be dating one of these not-slutty-but-still-awesome girls, chances are you still like watching videos of dirty sluts from time to time. With that...
You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has. Whether it's a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different. Here's what her pet really...
Hot chicks are like wild dogs: they travel in packs and sometimes they vomit after they eat. There's one thing that we can all agree on, though: there's nothing better than the sexy group of party girls.
The only thing we like better than hot chicks are hot chicks who are pounding cheap beer, straight from the can. Here's a whole gallery of those types of chicks.
Where You've Seen Her: Helena Coelho enjoys hip hop music, dancing, and overall just being hot. She's a model from Portugal and has worked with Victorias Secret and several other high end clothing lines. Her work for FHM is best known...because she's way too hot for her own good. Pointless Quote:...
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