Finally, it's nice to have a little real political insight into this election. Instead of all the charts and "magic boards" and exit polls, I think this election would've been a lot better if Wolf Blitzer...
We do a lot of photoshop stuff on this site, but I can assure you, this is not one of them. Reader Eric B. was in Seattle recently and saw a couple candidates on the ballot that were super awesome. I mean, if you're undecided, do you want a guy...
According to UrbanDictionary.com, a lot of our politician's names have meanings you might not be aware of. Here are a few real definitions of the names of the people you put into office.
Mitt Romney - Massachusetts Governor 2003-2007, Possible Republican VP
Urban Dictionary Says:
Mitt - When female pubic hair is...
In a recent interview, DMX made it clear that he's not really following the presidential race very much. (Warning: You are about to read the greatest interview of all time.) According to thedailyswarm.com:
XXL Magazine: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.
You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy...
Sometimes, getting political candidates crammed down your throat for two years before an election still isn't nearly enough throat-cramming to help you make your electoral decision. Instead of reading boring newspapers or watching tedious debates, just take this easy quiz and figure out which candidate best describes you. (Hint: If you're black, you...