In what can't be called a surprising result, Bacon was elected, what I can only assume, was president of the most awesome food in Denver on election day. And while Bacon handily won, I would've liked to have seen Bacon...
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Remember that South Park episode when Jimmy went up to Wendy and said, "Stan says you are a c-cunt c-c-cunt" and before he can say "continuous source of inspiration" Wendy slaps him? This is just like that except it happened...
Voting is our right. Sure. We should all be allowed to vote. But if I don't vote for whatever reason, I don't want the chick who played the female lead in "The Eye" telling me I'm an asshole. I'm only an asshole if I paid 3.99...
Pictured above is John McCain's V.P., Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I think in this picture she's saying "See, where I'm pointing is the amount of blood flow to your penis before I walked over here, and over here on the right of the graph, is the amount...
Sometimes, getting political candidates crammed down your throat for two years before an election still isn't nearly enough throat-cramming to help you make your electoral decision. Instead of reading boring newspapers or watching tedious debates, just take this easy quiz and figure out which candidate best describes you. (Hint: If you're black, you...
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