The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash

August 31st, 2009 | 09:55 am
The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash

High School Cheerleader Fundraising Carwashes are f*cked up.  They look and act exactly like the beginning of a porno, except that all the stars are underage.  Basically, it's a pedophile's wet dream come true.  This creates a huge problem for...

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