The Hills May Be No More. God Is Listening To Us.

October 13th, 2008 | 09:43 pm
The Hills May Be No More.  God Is Listening To Us.

A few months ago I got incredibly high with a friend, and we got in to this ridiculous argument about whether or not I'd be proud if Lauren Conrad from The Hills was my daughter.  The argument quickly somehow morphed...

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