Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

November 6th, 2009 | 03:40 pm
Stupid Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fight Between Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga

 If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death: Stupid Argument that...

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In Russia, Drunk Gets You

October 11th, 2009 | 11:25 am
In Russia, Drunk Gets You

 There will never be a shortage of videos featuring drunk Russians fighting.  This one is pretty much the same as all the other ones, except that it's got some whimsical-sounding Russian music to make it feel more authentic, and there's an excellent moment at about 1:00 when a stranger comes...

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Drunken Argument Friday: Griffin vs. Centaur

October 9th, 2009 | 04:00 pm
Drunken Argument Friday: Griffin vs. Centaur

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fight between a Griffin and a Centaur. Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument for the Griffin  First, let's just get...

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Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

October 2nd, 2009 | 04:30 pm
Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument for Van Halen  I choose Van Halen to...

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Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

August 25th, 2009 | 11:45 am
Kangaroos: Australian For Deer

 We've never really noticed it before, but Kangaroos are like weird, bizarro world deer that can stand upright, box and carry their young around in a slimy pouch on their stomach. But then again, Australians are like weird bizarro world Americans that end words with "O", fight, and are as...

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Drunken Argument Friday: Gremlins vs. Ewoks

July 31st, 2009 | 01:40 pm
Drunken Argument Friday: Gremlins vs. Ewoks

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff, like if an army of Gremlins could defeat an army of Ewoks. Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument for Gremlins:  We all know that Gremlins plus water...

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Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

July 26th, 2009 | 12:53 pm
Some Toxic Avenger Sunday Awesomeness

  This Toxic Avenger clip is a pretty good illustration of why Troma Films is so awesome: Troma bad guys don't just rob diners; they rape girls, too.  Blind girls.  And they kill the blind rape victim's seeing eye dog first.  And the dog has a loveable name, like Gary.  Then...

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Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

July 24th, 2009 | 02:54 pm
Drunken Argument Friday: Would You Rather Fight the Foot Clan, or Cobra Kai?

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff like if we would rather fight the Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the Cobra Kai Dojo from Karate Kid.  Here's what it sounds like when we do both at the...

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Drunken Argument: A Grizzly Bear, or Rosie O'Donnell?

July 10th, 2009 | 02:05 pm
Drunken Argument: A Grizzly Bear, or Rosie O'Donnell?

 If there's one thing we like to do more than drink, it's argue about really important stuff like "Bone N' Battle" scenarios.  A Bone N' Battle is when you engage in sexual intercourse with something, and then immediately afterward, you fight it to the death.  This week, we got into...

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