In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera.  Either way, you all disgust me. Now, actual comments from real readers matt pilot Says: May 3rd, 2008 at 7:24 am   banging a pregnant chick is like...

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Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap.  This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%.  I think it was the whole, "has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her doing other dudes" thing that caused her loss. Anyway, here's...

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This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn't have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they'd like to be in the Jenna's Bush instead of a...

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The Holy Taco readers have spoken and with almost 18,000 votes cast, a vast majority of you want to do Ellen Page, the chick from Juno who portrayed someone who was in HIGH SCHOOL.  Seriously people, what's wrong with you?  You sicken me. Anyway, I sicken myself, because while putting together...

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In a huge upset, at least according to the predictions of me and the janitor who works here, 61% of you would rather do Brad Pitt's ex, even though Brad Pitt's current looks like the kind of girl you have to worry may rock your world so hard that your...

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The votes are in and in a close contest, 52% of Holy Taco readers would have sexual intercourse with Nelly Furtado than Christina Aguilera.  I was going to write to Christina Aguilera's publicist and see if I could get a reaction to the news, but then I remembered I didn't...

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It was a close vote, but 55% of your decided you'd rather bang Tom Brady's ex, than Tom Brady's current.  Either way, Tom Brady's banged them both, so even though he blew it in the Super Bowl, his life is still 100,000,000,000,000 times better than all of ours. Now, real reactions...

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